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Mr Linford: Dad in the Spotlight Dec. 31st - 4th

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A little  :excited2 there aren't ya? lol see its a question!

 

Seriously though:  What do you feel was your refining moment as a dad as in what event made you go YES! I got this??

 

And if the 2 closet buddies don't step up I'll post their questions later........

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Just seeing him being born was just so over whelming  :woot:drunk

 

 

Hearing him calling Dad for the first time and when he starting going Star Wars mad!  :yoda

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oh crap my bad.....

 

Rain's infamous questions !

 

1. If you’re a waiter and a customer was super rude, would you spill food accidentally on them or think about doing this?

 

2. What was your favorite cartoon character as a kid and why did you enjoy them?

 

3. If you could choose to have dinner with 5 people (real of fictional) who would you invite and why?

 

4. If in an instant you could become an invisible man, where would you go and what would you do?

 

5. If someone made a funny comedy movie about your life, which part of the story would be the funniest and why?

 

6. What was your fondest television character when you were a young child? What was it that you liked about them?

 

7. What do you regret the most in your life?

 

8. What’s the most funniest experience you have had in your entire life?

 

9. Have you ever had a date with a person that is much fatter or slimmer than you and when you saw them for the first time what did you think?

 

10. How old were you when you had your first proper date and did you kiss them?

 

11. What’s the worst lie you’ve ever told in your life? Where you caught out?

 

12. If you instantly turned into a woman for a day, how would you spend that day?

 

13. When you meet someone for the first time and you do not like them what would you normally do?

 

14. What’s the highest priority for you when considering a partner – good looks, intelligence, sense of humor, or something else?

 

15. Have you ever been caught with your pants down in a public place – if so what were you doing?

 

16. What’s the difference between having sex and making love for you and which do you prefer?

 

17. If you could change the age that you lost your virginity, would you?

 

18. What’s your biggest sexual ‘turn-ons’ and ‘turn-offs’?

 

19. Have you ever cheated on your partner? Did they ever find out? If so, what happened?

 

20. Have you ever been caught touching yourself sexually? If you did, how old where you and who caught you?

 

21. Have you ever been to an orgy with more than two other people? If so did you have sex or just watch?

 

22. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

 

23. How come no one ever says, “Its only  a game” when their team is winning?

 

24. How do you know when a Smurf suffocates?

 

25.Do you need a silencer when you shoot a mime?

 

26. Do you find it unnerving that what doctors do is called 'practice'?

 

27.Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

 

28. If you take an Oriental person and spin him/her around several times, does he/she become disoriented?

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1. If you’re a waiter and a customer was super rude, would you spill food accidentally on them or think about doing this?

Spill the food

2. What was your favorite cartoon character as a kid and why did you enjoy them?

Batman, he was not born with powers

3. If you could choose to have dinner with 5 people (real of fictional) who would you invite and why?

Wife, Sister, Tony Stark, Hulk & GOD. Just cus I can.

4. If in an instant you could become an invisible man, where would you go and what would you do?

The bank, take the money!

5. If someone made a funny comedy movie about your life, which part of the story would be the funniest and why?

None, boring life I have

6. What was your fondest television character when you were a young child? What was it that you liked about them?

Mighty Mouse

7. What do you regret the most in your life?

Doing taking schooling seriously

8. What’s the most funniest experience you have had in your entire life?

Watching my Gran bring leafs up from the bottom of the pool, witch had a Neut

9. Have you ever had a date with a person that is much fatter or slimmer than you and when you saw them for the first time what did you think?

My wife was the slimmest person I dated, and well she's my wife

10. How old were you when you had your first proper date and did you kiss them?

I think it would have been 14/15, and yes

11. What’s the worst lie you’ve ever told in your life? Where you caught out?

Yes and Yes, not going to tell :taunt

12. If you instantly turned into a woman for a day, how would you spend that day?

Getting men to pay for every thing and make the most of it!!

13. When you meet someone for the first time and you do not like them what would you normally do?

Keep conversation to a minimum

14. What’s the highest priority for you when considering a partner – good looks, intelligence, sense of humor, or something else?

Nice body and a good personalty

15. Have you ever been caught with your pants down in a public place – if so what were you doing?

Only when doing a moony!

16. What’s the difference between having sex and making love for you and which do you prefer?

Sex is just getting over with, Making love takes time and romance. Making love is better

17. If you could change the age that you lost your virginity, would you?

Yes

18. What’s your biggest sexual ‘turn-ons’ and ‘turn-offs’?

A good strip-tes is good turn-on. Turn-off, farts while try to work thing

19. Have you ever cheated on your partner? Did they ever find out? If so, what happened?

No

20. Have you ever been caught touching yourself sexually? If you did, how old where you and who caught you?

No

21. Have you ever been to an orgy with more than two other people? If so did you have sex or just watch?

No

22. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Wise man knows his stuff, Wise guy just plays pranks/jokes

23. How come no one ever says, “Its only  a game” when their team is winning?

Just not right

24. How do you know when a Smurf suffocates?

He goes purple

25.Do you need a silencer when you shoot a mime?

Hell No

26. Do you find it unnerving that what doctors do is called 'practice'?

No

27.Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Hell Knows

28. If you take an Oriental person and spin him/her around several times, does he/she become disoriented?

I guess so

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Sorry. Late.  Great answer for #3!

 

Have I missed the deadline?

 

Mr. L, you posted a great link for your beer that your (future) wife drank.  Was that just a random beer selection (fate) or a chosen/favorite beer (planned brew to impress the good looking slim gal at the pub)?

 

Have you heard about CAMRA?

 

Light Side or Dark Side?  Why?

 

How many times per day do you say "Brilliant"?

 

What the frak is a TARDIS?

 

Jeremy Clarkson: annoying blowhard or brilliant auto journalist?

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