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Toanstation: Dad in the Spotlight Nov. 26th - 30th

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Indeed I am, and Dave is doing such a great job in this. Makes me cry, seeing a son that I could never have follow in his dad he could never have footsteps :cry sniff sniff...... :lol

 

Back on topic thanks for sharing the week with us, man japan is the place to go I want to go there sometime in my life. Cosplays gallore, anime everywhere, eating sushi of a naked chic is a must nom nom nom nom nom

 

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Indeed I am, and Dave is doing such a great job in this. Makes me cry, seeing a son that I could never have follow in his dad he could never have footsteps :cry sniff sniff...... :lol

 

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:lmao2 :lmao2 :lmao2 :lmao2 :lmao2 :lmao2

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ANNNNNNDD Friday !! here come the questions !! There fun, there Random, answer what you want ! I'll be posting "Rain's" most random questions ever ??  :lmao2

 

What part of pop culture do you wish would just go away?

 

What is your favorite salty snack?

 

Dry-roasted peanuts.

 

What song do you love to dance to?

 

Much to my wife's disappointment, I suck at dancing, know that I suck at dancing, and don't like dancing.

 

What was your most embarrassing hair style?

 

True story. In college, I went to a Hair Cuttery to get my hair cut. My glasses were off (20/100 or so vision without them), and I was talking with my friend. So I didn't really notice what the stylist was doing until my friend got kinda quiet. The stylist had not only used mousse in my hair, but had blown it dry. My hair had been transformed into a male version of a classic Jersey girl style.

 

If you could have a drink with someone from history who would it be?

 

What is the funniest thing you have heard a child say?

 

True story. I was student-teaching 7th grade.

Me: What differentiates cephalopods from other mollusks?

Girl: A cephalopod's foot is wrapped over its head and divided into testicles.

 

What vegetable do you hate?

 

I like most vegetables, but I really don't like brussel sprouts.

 

Have you ever been mentioned in the newspaper?

 

if you could live in any other country for 2 years where would you go?

 

If you could see 24 hours into the future what would you do with this ability?

 

I imagine that would be pretty addictive, so I'd continue to do it. So, I'd probably see myself looking 24 hours into the future, which would see me looking 24 hours into the future... which would just give me a headache. What the hell did I ever do to you? Why are you doing this to me?

 

What is the worst physical pain you have ever been in?

 

My lower 12-year-old molars were attached to my jawbone and never came in. I also have a full set of wisdom teeth. When I was in high school, my dentist decided the molars needed to go. The procedure was done in his office, and I was put under. When I came to, my mouth was pumped full of novacaine. He gave me a prescription for Tylenol with codeine. On the way to the pharmacy on the way home, the novacaine wore off. Yeah.

 

In what way are your parents out of date?

 

I haven't spoken to my father in almost 20 years, so that's kinda a pointless question. :)

 

What are you afraid of?

 

Being a failure when others are depending on my not being a failure.

 

Do you have faith in the next generation? Why or why not?

 

Well, I have faith in my little corner of the next generation, but then I may be biased. My contrabution is at least smart, is caring and likes to laugh with others.

 

What makes you laugh?

 

Me. And my wife. And my son. And my friends. And some really stupid things. The scene in Throw Momma From the Train when Danny DeVito hits Billy Crystal with the frying pan made me almost pee my pants.

 

What exotic pet would you like to have?

 

What are your marketable skills?

 

Who taught you to cook?

 

No one really, but my dad liked to cook, and what he cooked, he cooked well.

 

What color underwear are you wearing (Piper wants to know)

 

Charcoal grey.

 

What single piece of technology makes your life easier?

 

The personal computer. I don't have to do something dangerous like mug other people in order to eat.

 

What do you miss from your childhood?

 

Guilt-free free time.

 

What do you do to impress someone you are attracted to?

 

According to my wife, I use correct spelling, punctuation and grammar when I write, and I'm just myself. By my reckoning, I just remember that I'm a Leo, and it's in everyone's genetic makeup to be in awe of me (you can't help it).

 

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Rain's infamous questions !

 

1. If you’re a waiter and a customer was super rude, would you spill food accidentally on them or think about doing this?

 

I'd probably think about it. Actually spilling the food on them wouldn't make them any less rude and might risk my job.

 

2. What was your favorite cartoon character as a kid and why did you enjoy them?

 

Bugs Bunny. What do you mean, "why?" What are you, some kind of communist?

 

3. If you could choose to have dinner with 5 people (real of fictional) who would you invite and why?

 

4. If in an instant you could become an invisible man, where would you go and what would you do?

 

5. If someone made a funny comedy movie about your life, which part of the story would be the funniest and why?

 

Probably after my son was born. I swear, it's like we're in some kind of psychological experiment. I think that part should be animated and have him be played by a Rorschache ink blot.

 

6. What was your fondest television character when you were a young child? What was it that you liked about them?

 

7. What do you regret the most in your life?

 

Nothing really, but I wish I got more on track earlier.

 

8. What’s the most funniest experience you have had in your entire life?

 

As a whole, gaming with my friends. It's pretty typical for my cheeks to start hurting.

 

9. Have you ever had a date with a person that is much fatter or slimmer than you and when you saw them for the first time what did you think?

 

10. How old were you when you had your first proper date and did you kiss them?

 

15 or 16, and I don't think so.

 

11. What’s the worst lie you’ve ever told in your life? Where you caught out?

 

12. If you instantly turned into a woman for a day, how would you spend that day?

 

13. When you meet someone for the first time and you do not like them what would you normally do?

 

Try to distance myself from them.

 

14. What’s the highest priority for you when considering a partner – good looks, intelligence, sense of humor, or something else?

 

Intelligence and sense of humor. I honestly thing the two are connected.

 

15. Have you ever been caught with your pants down in a public place – if so what were you doing?

 

16. What’s the difference between having sex and making love for you and which do you prefer?

 

17. If you could change the age that you lost your virginity, would you?

 

No.

 

18. What’s your biggest sexual ‘turn-ons’ and ‘turn-offs’?

 

19. Have you ever cheated on your partner? Did they ever find out? If so, what happened?

 

I'm proud to say that I haven't.

 

20. Have you ever been caught touching yourself sexually? If you did, how old where you and who caught you?

 

21. Have you ever been to an orgy with more than two other people? If so did you have sex or just watch?

 

22. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

 

A wise man knows he needs to be silent to listen; a wise guy knows you need to be silent and listen.

 

23. How come no one ever says, “Its only  a game” when their team is winning?

 

Because they don't need to reassure themselves that it's fun. We have a strong association between "winning" and "fun".

 

24. How do you know when a Smurf suffocates?

 

They stop trying to pry your hands from their throat?

 

25.Do you need a silencer when you shoot a mime?

 

What are you, a buddist stand-up comedian?

 

26. Do you find it unnerving that what doctors do is called 'practice'?

 

Less than a doctor saying "Huh. How about that. Never thought I'd see one of those."

 

27.Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

 

To prevent the zombie apocalypse.

 

28. If you take an Oriental person and spin him/her around several times, does he/she become disoriented?

 

Only if it's a he. Female Oriental people become misoriented.

 

Thank you! I'll be here all night! Remember to try the dog, and tip your waitress.

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Indeed I am, and Dave is doing such a great job in this. Makes me cry, seeing a son that I could never have follow in his dad he could never have footsteps :cry sniff sniff...... :lol

 

Back on topic thanks for sharing the week with us, man japan is the place to go I want to go there sometime in my life. Cosplays gallore, anime everywhere, eating sushi of a naked chic is a must nom nom nom nom nom

 

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You can but its costs a shyt ton of money lol I know I was there lol

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