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This guy wrote his name and address in my coloring book to give to her.  His name was Elliot.

 

Make no mistake about it, guys named Elliot are nothing but trouble.

 

Salute from one IT cat to another.

 

And I you, sir.

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Not just you, the questions just get progressively less information as you go along.

 

You would be surprised how many dads here want to go to Japan though.  All this talk about meet-ups and all, I'm thinking maybe we should just all plan a trip to Japan together and knock out two birds with one stone.  :lol

 

You need to get to a Six Flags though if your boy is tall enough that is.  Personally, I love Busch Gardens even more, but Six Flags is more frequent across the country, so don't know if that is option, but if so, do it.  Everyone loves Busch Gardens.

Cool.

Sounds fun!!

The last time we measured him he was 62lbs. and 49" tall... a 5 year old.  According to their website, he can get on most of the rides at Six Flags north of L.A.  Probably most, if not all, at Knotsberry Farm in Anaheim... and probably all at Disney.

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:lmao2

I like going to bed.
  :lol Classic !!!

 

I went to Six Flags earlier this year with Chill (a Dad here) and we had the best time EVER !! Me and my family goto Disney quite often, living here in San Diego it's not that far as you well know ! My daughter was only 3 so there wasn't to much for her, but man I haven't been on wild rides like that in years, and it was a blast !! I say if you can go it is so well worth it !!!!!

 

another great day man  ! Thanks !

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I want to go to Wrigley Field and catch a Red Sox game.  We had a chance this passed June, but nixed it since we would be taking our son and figured he would get antsy and make us all miserable.  Someday.  Since they tore down the old Yankee Stadium, no need to go there anymore.

 

 

Wrigley for a Red Sox? You don't mean Fenway? Or do you want to catch one of the interleague games that has Red Sox and Cubbies playing at Wrigley?

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I want to go to Wrigley Field and catch a Red Sox game.  We had a chance this passed June, but nixed it since we would be taking our son and figured he would get antsy and make us all miserable.  Someday.  Since they tore down the old Yankee Stadium, no need to go there anymore.

Wrigley for a Red Sox? You don't mean Fenway? Or do you want to catch one of the interleague games that has Red Sox and Cubbies playing at Wrigley?

 

Yes, the interleague match-ups.  I'm not really any fan of the National League teams, but would love to see Wrigley Field.  So might as well make it worth our time and see the Sox when they come to town for interleague.

Being in San Diego, the Padres are usually pretty bad, but I can't talk much this season.. the sox are sucking a$$ right now.  The Red Sox have close to a 4 year rotation on when they come here.  When they do, there are more sox fans than Padres.  I have caught them at Angels stadium too.

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1. if nothing sticks to teflon what makes th teflon stick to the pan?

 

2. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

 

3. Is it wrong for a vegetarian to eat animal crackers?

 

4. If people from Poland are called ""poles"" are people from Holland called ""holes?""

 

5. Can you cry under water?

 

6. Is there an abbreviation for the word abbreviation?

 

7. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

 

8. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

 

9. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

 

10. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it is called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it is  called cargo?

 

11. If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?

 

12. What is another word for thesaurus?

 

13. Why is abbreviation such a long word?

 

14. What do they use to ship styrofoam?

 

15. When sign makers go on strike, what do their signs say?

 

16. Is it okay to shoot tourists during tourist season?

 

17. Why can't we tickle ourselves?

 

18. Why does the word 'monosyllabic' have five syllables?

 

19. Why do they call a building a buildingwhen it is alread built?

 

20. If seven-elevens are always open, why do they have locks on their doors?

 

21. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too?

 

22. If honesty is the best policy, then is dishonesty the second best policy?

 

23. When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?

 

24. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how will anyone ever know?

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1. If you’re a waiter and a customer was super rude, would you spill food accidentally on them or think about doing this?

 

2. What was your favorite cartoon character as a kid and why did you enjoy them?

 

3. If you could choose to have dinner with 5 people (real of fictional) who would you invite and why?

 

4. If in an instant you could become an invisible man, where would you go and what would you do?

 

5. If someone made a funny comedy movie about your life, which part of the story would be the funniest and why?

 

6. What was your fondest television character when you were a young child? What was it that you liked about them?

 

7. What do you regret the most in your life?

 

8. What’s the most funniest experience you have had in your entire life?

 

9. Have you ever had a date with a person that is much fatter or slimmer than you and when you saw them for the first time what did you think?

 

10. How old were you when you had your first proper date and did you kiss them?

 

11. What’s the worst lie you’ve ever told in your life? Where you caught out?

 

12. If you instantly turned into a woman for a day, how would you spend that day?

 

13. When you meet someone for the first time and you do not like them what would you normally do?

 

14. What’s the highest priority for you when considering a partner – good looks, intelligence, sense of humor, or something else?

 

15. Have you ever been caught with your pants down in a public place – if so what were you doing?

 

16. What’s the difference between having sex and making love for you and which do you prefer?

 

17. If you could change the age that you lost your virginity, would you?

 

18. What’s your biggest sexual ‘turn-ons’ and ‘turn-offs’?

 

19. Have you ever cheated on your partner? Did they ever find out? If so, what happened?

 

20. Have you ever been caught touching yourself sexually? If you did, how old where you and who caught you?

 

21. Have you ever been to an orgy with more than two other people? If so did you have sex or just watch?

 

22. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

 

23. How come no one ever says, “Its only  a game” when their team is winning?

 

24. How do you know when a Smurf suffocates?

 

25.Do you need a silencer when you shoot a mime?

 

26. Do you find it unnerving that what doctors do is called 'practice'?

 

27.Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

 

28. If you take an Oriental person and spin him/her around several times, does he/she become disoriented?

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What would you like to add to your life?

 

What motivates you to exercise?

 

If you were a criminal master mind, what would be your criminal racket?

 

What musical interments do you wish you could play?

 

Who is someone from your past that you are sorry you lost track of?

 

What is your favorite thing about fall?

 

What is the best food on a hot summer day?

 

If you life had a sound track what song would you pick for it?

 

If you did not need the money what would you do for work?

 

If you had an extra room in your house what would you use it for?

 

What grown-up job did you want to have when you were a child?

 

What daily activity boars you?

 

In what way are you superstitious?

 

What is your dream job?

 

What is your ringtone?

 

Who was your best friend growing up?

 

What music do you hate?

 

What did you do during your childhood summers?

 

What is your favorite day of the week?

 

When was the last time you turned your mobile phone off (not just on silent)?

 

:lmao2 :lmao2 :lmao2 :lmao2 Be careful what you ask for !!

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