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Kilgore Dad in the Spotlight: June 4th - 8th

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* You're a Jack-of-all-trades, but can you make a good cup of coffee? Explain your methods.

 

Umm, worked as a barista for 5 years. yes I can make a good cup of joe even if I hate the taste myself. Grind the beans myself, get the hot water, put beans in filter in perculator, and let water roll through it.

 

* If you could be given ANOTHER talent or ability, what would you want it to be?

 

instant travel. my wife is always running behind and being late is a definite pet peeve of mine. this way I could mvoe us instantly to where we need to be and not ever have to worry about being late  :chiefdance

 

* Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it?

It is to feed to the suffocating smurfs

 

* How would you build a space station that would attract aliens?

 

I wouldn't build it. I would advertise across the spacewaves that we have discovered the secret to eternal life and let people aliens come build it themselves to learn of how to do so. Once built i will explain to them that to live eternally you must be happy and leave a biography of your exploits. Then you can be remembered for all time.

 

 

* How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?

 

Woodchuck can't chuck wood

 

* Why doesn't the armpit hair have split ends?

 

same reason pubes don't. The texture is much finer and is not exposed to the elements as much.

 

* You and your lady are going to watch a movie, what three types of movies would you choose?

 

I would choose science fiction, comedy, and drama/thriller. She would choose romatic commedy, commedy, romantic

 

* At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

 

both

 

* Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?

the icing and tis sugary goodness

 

* Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

 

It allows children to learn them easier.

 

* What is your favorite word?

 

inconceivable

 

* What is your least favorite word?

 

failure

 

* Do you scream on roller coasters?

 

in excitement

 

* If today was your last day on Earth and tomorrow aliens were taking you away to travel through space, how would you spend your last day on earth?

 

Going to several loan sharks to get as much money as possible to go blow it doing as many crazy things as i could during the day.

 

* If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

 

failed at the task you were doing to succeed at

 

* If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

 

to resemble a tree on a network

 

* What looks sexy on a woman or a man?

 

I look sexy on my wife. She is REALLY sexy on me  :2thumbs

 

* Have you ever gone cow-tipping?

 

Only every week for the summers of five years.

 

* Have you ever posed as a nude model?

 

via web chat yes

 

* If you had to be an animal for one week, which animal would you choose to be? And what would you do?

 

a lion. I would then go to a new pride and kill all the baby cubs to put the lionesses in heat  :cool

 

 

 

* Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

 

yes

 

* What music do you listen to the most?

 

Classical

 

* Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?

 

thought it contained oat clusters?

 

* It is more worthwhile and satisfying to improve the world or appreciate the world?

 

Improve it so that you can appreciate it

 

 

 

* Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

 

I do not know but I think a guy down in Miami can answer this

 

* Whats your favorite horror movie?

 

Original Scream

 

* Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

 

It costs more to make a round box. Square boxes are the standard and so production is cheaper

 

* If work is so terrific, how come you get paid for it?

 

Who says work is terrific?

 

* If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

 

pale because it is dead

 

* Why are there no size "B" batteries?

 

people do not like the letter B

 

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Guest Renovatio 42

Great answers, kilgore!  :lmao2

 

* Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it?

It is to feed to the suffocating smurfs

 

* If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

pale because it is dead

 

I sense you don't like the Smurfs much, true?  :happyyes  :lol

 

 

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Guest IrmoTanker

Have you ever been in DerPitts closet and if you have what did you see?

 

 

Can I git musterd fer my biskit?

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Kilgore, great week !! Sorry i'm late, but I was on vacation nonetheless great week thanks for stepping up ! Some hilarious answers there !!!

 

and you always have an open invite to the closet !  :lol

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