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Commander Childers: Dad in the Spotlight May 28th - June 1st

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Guest IrmoTanker

Oh I am going to answer!

 

 

Can I git musterd fer my biskit?

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He won't be able to answer till Sunday.  Him and WildJack just got banned till Monday.  :lol  ROLL BAN

 

ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL TIDE ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!  :lmao2

 

:lmao2 PROUD OF BAMA CRIMSON TIDE LOL!!

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Guest IrmoTanker

1. If you’re a waiter and a customer was super rude, would you spill food accidentally on them or think about doing this?

Yes

 

2. What was your favorite cartoon character as a kid and why did you enjoy them?

Elmer Fudd always trying to shoot something

 

3. If you could choose to have dinner with 5 people (real of fictional) who would you invite and why?

John Wayne

President Reagen

Paul Bear Bryant

Joe Namath

Bart Starr

 

4. If in an instant you could become an invisible man, where would you go and what would you do?

I tittie duck Dolly Parton

 

5. If someone made a funny comedy movie about your life, which part of the story would be the funniest and why?

 

 

6. What was your fondest television character when you were a young child? What was it that you liked about them?

Batman

 

7. What do you regret the most in your life?

Dont make enough money to sit around and drink beer, smoke cigars, and play WoT

 

8. What’s the most funniest experience you have had in your entire life?

SHOOTING THE MAGAZINE OUT OF COOT'S M4 WHEN HE WAS MOVING ACROSS THE OBJ (true story ask him)

 

9. Have you ever had a date with a person that is much fatter or slimmer than you and when you saw them for the first time what did you think?

Yes fatter I like big fat tits

 

10. How old were you when you had your first proper date and did you kiss them?

 

11. What’s the worst lie you’ve ever told in your life? Where you caught out?

I have a gigantic pecker. By girlfriend

 

12. If you instantly turned into a woman for a day, how would you spend that day?

play with my tits

 

13. When you meet someone for the first time and you do not like them what would you normally do?

tell them to duck off

 

14. What’s the highest priority for you when considering a partner – good looks, intelligence, sense of humor, or something else?

big tits

 

15. Have you ever been caught with your pants down in a public place – if so what were you doing?

taking a piss in the parking lot at Austin Peay

 

16. What’s the difference between having sex and making love for you and which do you prefer?

 

17. If you could change the age that you lost your virginity, would you?

 

18. What’s your biggest sexual ‘turn-ons’ and ‘turn-offs’?

Big Tits. Little tits

 

19. Have you ever cheated on your partner? Did they ever find out? If so, what happened?

 

20. Have you ever been caught touching yourself sexually? If you did, how old where you and who caught you?

 

21. Have you ever been to an orgy with more than two other people? If so did you have sex or just watch?

 

22. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

 

23. How come no one ever says, “Its only  a game” when their team is winning?

 

24. How do you know when a Smurf suffocates?

 

25.Do you need a silencer when you shoot a mime?

no

 

26. Do you find it unnerving that what doctors do is called 'practice'?

 

27.Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

 

28. If you take an Oriental person and spin him/her around several times, does he/she become disoriented?

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Guest KillrBKillt

The de-evolution into tits was as marvelous as it was foreseen LMAO

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