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  1. Hey all, lets see ….. I was a member here way way back in 2013. I even remember launching DHO-X and being a part of that build. My game name back then was “therazzster,” it changed when I was fooling around in another clan TeamSpeak and what emerged that day is my current name. Anyways, I play a lot less but still like to shoot tanks when time permits and wanted to retire in the clan that started it all for me, with my fellow Dads. Its good to be back.
  2. Hey there Dads ……. Was a DHO member back a long time ago, my very first clan in fact. Was even around when we launched DHO-X. I play a lot less but enough to want to Clan war every once in a while. I see X is full right now but if I could squeeze in when there is room, I would appreciate it. Thanks!
  3. Hello all ..... I have made the required welcome post and have a request in for X if that is alright. Thanks guys. Oh and my TS is all set minus the "usual password"...... Thanks again
  4. Hey Guys, Qui Gon Razz here. I was a part of this clan some time ago when I was a bit newer to the game. DHO-X was just starting out. I find myself back here again looking for my last clan I will ever be in seeing that my playing time is less these days. Looking for the same laid back dads that I am. I went by Therazzzster back then if anybody remembers. Anyways I am retired from the Army for a while now and presently working in Ohio now. My wife and I have two kiddos 12 that 13 at the moment. Looking forward to a present tanking atmosphere with you all.
  5. True, but the frenzy of a X5 seems to ramp up the stupidity some  :banghead
  6. Love the X5 but unfortunately the window lickers will be out in full force ....
  7. That worked for me  :mangoo :mangoo :mangoo
  8. Well it should start tomorrow then, I hope the rumor is true, I have had the level 9 Patton for a minuet now, just needed the reason to move up.
  9. ok I'm in ..... My computer crashed yesterday so I have got to set up vent on this one some time this weekend though...
  10. Yep seen this one before, not too sure which one it is but there is an app called "Ghost in Photo Prank" the description says, "Add Ghosts to photos in your Gallery as prank and share them with Friends through Email, Facebook, Twitter and other photo services. Different Types of Ghosts can be added to prank friends. Take any picture and add ghosts to the picture and post it on friends Facebook or email them or post it in any forum and scare people off"
  11. Qui_Gon_Razz

    World Golf Tour

    What really frustrates me the most is I can play real golf pretty good, and when this simulated game garbage doesn't work out the way I would actually play it, then I have got to step back and understand that it is designed to piss me off anyways, count to 10, play with my kids and come back later if I find my self in too good a mood to play a few more holes ...... :smile2
  12. Qui_Gon_Razz

    World Golf Tour

    I can make most greens in regulation and then 5 or 6 putt easy
  13. Qui_Gon_Razz

    World Golf Tour

    If it was not for just two holes, I would be in much better shape for the closes to the hole
  14. Qui_Gon_Razz

    World Golf Tour

    I finally got the hang of putting with 3 holes left to go, but I have got stupid question .... I was trying for quite a while now, try to enter this closes to the hole thing and can't seem to be able to do so. Is there a magic button or what simple step am I not seeing because I am becoming frustrated, ... some
  15. Qui_Gon_Razz

    World Golf Tour

    OK .... all signed up and membership requested
  16. Qui_Gon_Razz

    World Golf Tour

    I plan on giving it a look too, thanks.
  17. True, I am Blessed more than I deserve.... The person below me Is secretly following my WOT battles because they are my biggest fan!!!
  18. Ding Ding Ding ….. Give the man a cigar!!, Indeed and M44 and a M110 A-2, stay tuned for next week’s exciting episode of “Name that Tank!”.
  19. And now its another exciting episode of “Name that Tank”, the game in which if can name these tanks, you only win the satisfaction of knowing you might play WOT a little too often. The first tank is pretty easy, but the second is not in the game but as a hint, the gun is a 203 mm Howitzer. [attachment deleted by admin]
  20. How to Give a Cat a Pill 1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. 2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process. 3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. 4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten. 5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe.. Call spouse in from the garden. 6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously. 7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail. Get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later. 8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw 9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans and drink one beer to take taste away. Apply band-aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap. 10. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door onto neck, to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band. 11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw tee-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom. 12. Call fire department to retrieve the damn cat from the top of the tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap. 13. Using heavy-duty pruning gloves from shed, tie the little *&#%^'s front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of filet steak. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour two pints of water down throat to wash pill down. 14. Consume remainder of scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room. Sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table. 15. Arrange for SPCA to collect mutant cat from hell and call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters. How To Give A Dog A Pill 1. Wrap it in bacon. 2. Toss it in the air.
  21. Coming from a guy who publicly speaks every week, I love the subject, and I also think the "Why putting peanut butter on both slices of bread is the best method, as opposed to jelly on one slice and PB on the other" is an awesome idea!! I checked out the links provided and found a few others that are out there, you should have no problem coming up with enough content ..... Good luck Dude.
  22. I would have a problem making the first match but could just make it in time for the second round if I hurry tonight.
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