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JeffsNuts

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About JeffsNuts

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  • Birthday 05/15/1970

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  • Real first name
    Jeff
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    Maryland
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    Ice Melted

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  1. JeffsNuts

    DHO Forza Horizon 2 Dads Night

    sorry I missed this
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    Forza Horizon 4

    Lol...I had a nice little buzz going when I started that and then got tired of it and decided to end it with a single sentence second paragraph.
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    Forza Horizon 4

    I was walking down the street minding my own business, checking out the talent in the window of the local fitness club (it was yoga night) when I started hearing weird noises from the street below me. Normally I tune out all the bells and whistles of the city on a Saturday afternoon, but there was something different about these sounds. A normal person hears sounds with their ears and the brain processes it to make sense of them, but imagine if it was the other way around...the brain making noises that the eardrum interprets and then recreates outwards for the rest of humanity to hear. You know how in the beginning of computing there was just that awful, eye frying green text for monitors but nobody realized how bad that was until color computing hit the scene with like 16 colors? It was magical! I'd invite friends over and mock their ghetto welfare green pixels with my.....wait for it......RED ones! and then I'd change them blue! hahahaha chumps! I AM THE FUTURE! Suck it bit***s!!!....about a month later they all had computers that did 64 colors and I was still stuck with my 16 color poop box, but I digress. Just think about the changes that we went through with colors that were presented to our eyes and now imagine the same thing happening with noise. Like I said, there was something different about these sounds and it put me on alert that this day was about to get much more interesting. Turns out I was wrong. One of the fatties in the yoga class downward-dogged into the wall radiator and started screaming. But I swear it was noises I'd never heard before, and it scared me, so I decided to get out of the city and go home and try and jump my car into random people on forza horizon 4. (pic related)
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    need a replacement for this team in dynasty league

    draft is monday night the first at 9pm eastern
  5. you can keep however many players you want....the more you get rid of, the earlier in the draft you start picking players. Fantasy Passing Rushing Receiving Ret Misc Fum Player Fan Pts Yds TD Int Att Yds TD Tgt Rec Yds TD TD 2PT Lost Matt Ryan  354.26 4694 28 14 29 145 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 2 Mike Evans 177.10 0 0 0 0 0 0 123 68 1051 12 0 0 0 Matt Asiata 150.20 0 0 0 164 570 9 63 44 312 1 0 2 1 Julian Edelman  136.60 0 0 0 10 94 0 134 92 972 4 1 0 0 Roddy White  132.10 0 0 0 0 0 0 125 80 921 7 0 0 1 Andre Ellington  131.50 0 0 0 201 660 3 64 46 395 2 0 0 2 Ahmad Bradshaw 116.50 0 0 0 90 425 2 47 38 300 6 0 0 2 Delanie Walker 113.00 0 0 0 0 0 0 106 63 890 4 0 0 0 Andre Johnson  105.60 0 0 0 0 0 0 147 85 936 3 0 0 3 LeGarrette Blount 88.10 0 0 0 125 547 5 12 10 54 0 0 0 1 Bishop Sankey 78.20 0 0 0 152 569 2 23 18 133 0 0 0 2 Reggie Bush  67.00 0 0 0 76 297 2 56 40 253 0 0 0 0 Jordan Cameron  54.40 0 0 0 0 0 0 48 24 424 2 0 0 0
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    funny team name ideas

    beats by Ray two girls, one Succop
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    FANTASY FOOTBALL HARDCORES DYNASTY LEAGUE

    it's that time again.....waiting on kilgore, jedi, and pan
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    Fail of the Week!

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    Random pics from the internets (might be NSFW/K)

    I know this has been posted before but it's worth a repost [attachimg=1]
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    Music Videos

    I remember having to wait until late Friday night to watch music videos.....
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    Random pics from the internets (might be NSFW/K)

    the best part is this isn't just some random guy doing this....the guys doing this are the ones that did the actual training videos from the late 80's and early 90's....every month we would get a mastertech vhs tape that would have some new training on it that we would have to watch and then take a "test" on
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    Happy Birthday JeffsNuts

    livin the life
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