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Osprey007 : (17 June 2017 - 04:51 PM)

hello - who's our Personal Officer - we have Spazz formerly of DHO6 lookking for a Clan Invite; it might of slipped through the cracks, can someone please sent him an invite

DarkJuggalo : (18 June 2017 - 03:11 PM)

cant change channels on TS where is sly lol

SlyGambit : (19 June 2017 - 01:25 PM)

Ignoring you as always. Hi Juggz!

gpc_4 : (19 June 2017 - 06:25 PM)

is he really a juggalo?

joey791 : (20 June 2017 - 08:49 AM)

Welcome to the forums DadForHire :)

Phoenix : (20 June 2017 - 11:12 AM)


Finnegan_gro... : (20 June 2017 - 01:26 PM)

We've already platooned with SteelNinja; great guy, great player, and between me, Yahmann and Steelninja I got a 75 per cent win rate on the night. thx for the awesome toon Steel.

YahMann : (20 June 2017 - 02:18 PM)

SteelNinja, majburnett is in DHO-X not DHO4.

bergsteiger : (21 June 2017 - 02:56 AM)

Jealous Finnegan, but glad to hear it!

joey791 : (21 June 2017 - 11:25 AM)

Welcome to the forums Poe :)

SGrant7 : (21 June 2017 - 11:46 AM)

GoT! 2.5 weeks! New trailer in the TV thread!

SilntMercy : (21 June 2017 - 12:04 PM)

Needs to happen now. This season looks amazing from the previews.

SGrant7 : (21 June 2017 - 12:12 PM)


joey791 : (21 June 2017 - 05:55 PM)

Welcome to the forums kore :)

Vikinger : (21 June 2017 - 06:02 PM)

GoT marathon on HBO starts tonight. Beginning with Episode 1. :-)... I may have to take a small breather from my grind in WoT.

joey791 : (21 June 2017 - 06:21 PM)

Welcome to the forums 0ntarg3t :)

0ntarg3t : (21 June 2017 - 06:29 PM)


0ntarg3t : (21 June 2017 - 06:29 PM)

just checking it all out

SGrant7 : (22 June 2017 - 09:11 AM)

Welcome 0ntarg3t

bergsteiger : (23 June 2017 - 05:36 PM)

Frustrating week for me in WoT. Be back in 9 days, hopefully refreshed :)

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#191236 3 day free premium code

Posted by happyfunball on 28 August 2015 - 02:30 PM

Quick, while it lasts:






That's a ZERO, not an O.


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#243040 Map Discussion: Week XXXVII, Paris

Posted by SlyGambit on 27 March 2017 - 10:59 AM

Process to winning Pair Eee:


Step 1: Load with more heavies.

Step 2: Go to K5.

Step 3: Win.


Things not to do:


1)  Bring less HP

2)  Bring smaller guns on your heavily armored tanks

3)  Go anywhere other than somewhere where you can support K5




Q) Where should I go if I'm in a medium?

A) K5 or near enough to K5 too shoot at things around K5


Q)  Where should I go if I'm arty?

A)  Don't bother leaving cap.  Shoot at K5.  This map is worse than Himmels for an arty and on par with Kharkov.


Q)  What about the North?

A)  What about it?  It has no value.  You can't cap on Paris.  Winning the North takes a long time because it's a giant open field with 'bunkers' that prevent anyone from doing anything.


Q) I'm in a Maus.  I should support K5, right?

A)  No.  FFS.  Go to K5.  Drive forward until you get to K5.  If no one is supporting you you're losing anyway at least you can see just how good your armor is as you drive under that bridge. Plus people might try to jump on you and that's always entertaining.


Q)  What about mid?

A)  Sometimes you can light stuff crossing from mid.  But nobody will shoot it because they're on their way to K5 where the battle is won/lost.


Q)  If I'm in a light tank where should I go?

A)  K5.  Or somewhere that can directly support K5.


Q)  This seems too simple.  I think I'll be counter-intuitive and go somewhere other than K5 or near enough to support K5.  Is that a good idea?

A)  No.  It is an awful idea.  Stop going there.

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#239370 no topic

Posted by gpc_4 on 31 January 2017 - 09:53 AM


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#238432 Picking a Premium Vehicle with help from VBaddict

Posted by Vikinger on 20 January 2017 - 10:04 AM

Hey Dads,



I had been looking at picking up a premium or two around Christmas, and I was specifically interested in the Revalorise. 

The Rev seemed to get decent reviews by youtubers, but I'm always suspicious of who's getting paid to say what, ya know? So, who to trust?


Well, I'm an engineer by trade, and in my business there's a saying that 'the data can't lie', so I went looking for data to help me decide.

(indeed, data can’t lie, but we can certainly misinterpret or misrepresent the data, but that's another story altogether). 


I downloaded the community data from the VBAddict website and came up with an excel spreadsheet to help me rank, sort, and visualize the vehicles based on the criteria I was interested in.


I normalized three factors, Net Income, Win Rate and WN8. Then I sorted and color-coded the results so I could see the weighted ranking of the vehicles. (Green is Good, Red is Bad)

I also went through and highlighted BLUE all of the Premium Vehicle of Tier 7 and higher, so they’d be easier to pick out of the chart.


The First Tab represents the balance of all three weighted factors; WR, WN8 and Net Profit.

This Tab could be used to suggest the premium vehicles which will make good money, but also not drag down performance stats, or be frustrating to play.

(my theory on ‘frustrating to play’, is that if the average of players can perform above average in a particular vehicle, then it can’t be frustrating to play):






The Second Tab is purely the performance ratings of the tanks, and although the Net Income is still color-coded it is no longer added into the factored ranking of the vehicles.

This tab is useful for seeing the average performance of vehicles. It could be used for picking a Premium if you’d prefer to prioritize performance and de-prioritize income. (you’ll still make money, just not as much):





The Third Tab is the ranking purely by income:





Anyway, I thought this may be helpful for other Dads, so I'll post a couple screenies here and then provide links to the excel file.  


Link to Data File:

https://www.dropbox.... rev2.xlsx?dl=0

Link to VBaddict:




Please let me know if you have any questions.









Caveats and Disclaimers:

1.  I have removed from the data set extremely rare vehicles , CW rewards tanks, or vehicles with very low total battles. My intent was to create a list of vehicles that any shmuck like me could reasonably achieve, through play or purchase.

2. The suggested rankings in this spreadsheet are for informational purposes only. Keep in mind that these are average statistics from the entire player population, and may not represent your individual performance. You could potentially buy the bottom ranked vehicle and be a total BOSS in it, or visa versa… so please don’t hate the spreadsheet if you drop $54 on a WZ-111 and then don’t perform well because it lacks gun depression.

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#229782 Don't Go Peninsula: How to Farm Early Damage on Serene Coast

Posted by Cpl_Maida on 26 August 2016 - 03:51 PM

This evening's public service message comes to you regarding your predictable heavy tank play. Understand going forward that taking your heavy to the peninsula is probably costing your team a chance at victory.  That doesn't mean that you'll never win if you go peninsula - it just means that the win probably had nothing to do with you and would have happened anyway even if you'd disconnected during the countdown.


Because you're predictable in your heavy, lights and mediums have become accustomed to taking advantage of that, and so have big scary TDs. The introduction of the Grille 15, and now the Skorpion, means that you're in even more peril.  Let's see why:



1. In the below image, I've driven directly to the rock at D7.  Directly from the south spawn enemy heavies have driven to the peninsula as they're wont to do. The image below shows an E100, a T57, and an IS-7 so that you get an idea of where your tanks speed gets you lit.





2. There is a tree by the D7 rock.  Medium and light tank drivers are practiced and skilled at knocking that tree down in a specific direction, and then using that tree as cover.  TD drivers don't really practice at much, and just click you without putting thought into it. See image below.





3. I understand I've been lit in my heavy tank, but does anyone have any shots on me? See image below.





4. Lets imagine from the image above that not only was a medium or light tank spotting me, but there had amassed near this rock some of the newer faster TDs with high pen and high alpha guns.  What might the outcome look like for my heavy tank?  I'm sure we can all imagine, but rest assured, medium tanks are trying to track you there for TDs and arty.



5. Do I need to be aware of anything while spotting from this bush, or can I fire away?  The answer is yes, you can fire and pull back using the rock to protect yourself from the direction of the heavies that you're lighting and also enemy artillery which can hit you there. Keep in mind that there are enemy light tanks and mediums that can (and if they're good, will) light you even from behind your bush.  See image below.





6. Not only are those light tanks going to keep you lit, if you fire from your bush you'll be lit from your shadow scout or medium on the other side of the lagoon, who is doing the exact same spotting of your heavy tanks!  How then can I get damage out, stay arty safe, avoid being lit by sneaky lights and mediums from this spot?  The image below is the same rock, just the other side of it.  You've got to play it correctly and be arty safe, while moving in and out of that hard cover.






Let's debrief.


  • You're in a medium tank, and god intended you to go to C1, even with no gun depression.  
  • Understanding that concept, you should also know that early damage is the best damage.
  • By taking a tank like the trusty Batchat to this rock and playing it successfully, you have the potential to take 1950 HP away from enemy heavy tanks before they even get to the place on the map they were heading, and maybe without you even getting spotted.

After those heavies have crossed, or after you get your first clip out (if in an auto-loader), now its time to take stock of the 1 line.  The options are too numerous to list, but include all manner of things like going to help on the 1 line (usually your best option because this early in the game it shouldn't have been decided yet) or even using the 8 line to flank the enemy heavies. Be forewarned when using the 8 line, if you try it too early in the game you will get mauled, because wherever you poke up there is bound to be some camping TD waiting to farm damage after his heavies lose (see Fjords thread).


I am tempted to say that you should always flex to the 1 line no matter what, especially if you're a newer player and don't really know how to read what is happening (or what will happen) by looking at the map from experience.  If this rock and bush work is confusing to you - GO TO THE 1 LINE.


In closing, there are many other reasons not to take your tank to the peninsula on Serene Coast and this is just one of them.  Maybe later this weekend I'll add to this thread, but for now please understand that when you're driving your heavy to the peninsula from either spawn, someone is watching.


Happy Tanking




50B North Spawn


50B South Spawn


RU Med Game Play

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#229584 Where Not To Go

Posted by Cpl_Maida on 25 August 2016 - 11:13 AM

A few of us were talking (and making fun of mse09 :) ) about bad places on maps.  I decided to make a short post on where not to go, ever.  I know that several of you will chime in and say, but I was in a game and the valley on Lakeville seemed OP - we won 15-1.  You'd be wrong.  I've been in games where my teams unicum E100 has gone valley on Lakeville.  It doesn't make it right - even if it works.  


A few reasons why I can say "never" even after seeing great players making a horrible position work.  

  1. It took an extreme amount of bad play on the part of the other team to make a bad position work.  
  2. It may have taken some fantastic play on the part of the unicum who brings his tank to a bad position and makes it work.  
  3. This is most important. None of us are good enough to make these following bad positions work.
  • Lakeville: Valley
  • Mountain Pass: ice road
  • Malinovka: - avoid the temptation to rush the beach.  Even when you win you lose.
  • Abbey - FFS stay off the damn 8 line.  Just stop.  No, it doesn't "need to be guarded."
  • Swamp: the swamp
  • Airfield: J line

There are others that are less "never go here" and more "it is stupid to go there"(looking at you peninsula on Serene Coast) but that is for another time.  Mull these over.  Think about the life choices you've made in the past and will make in the future.  Did you really need that second bowl of ice cream?  Think about your kids and the type of country you'd like them to grow up in, and then ask yourself why you keep taking your top tier HT to the 8 line on Abbey.


Later today I'll be back to explain why going 0 line on Redshire is a waste of your tank and my time.


Happy tanking.

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#222081 Sweden in WoT

Posted by OminousJester on 20 May 2016 - 08:26 PM

The turret reminds me of this: Noisy_Cricket.jpg
Therefore, I propose it be called the noisy cricket. It even looks like a cricket with those antennas.
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#242259 Arty

Posted by Grimm65 on 12 March 2017 - 02:52 PM

Soearlier today I blew up in TS after listening to a couple of dads whine and cry and go on about arty!I am sorry if I offended you but grow up.


Arty is a part of the game and will not be going away in the forseeable future of this game.


To sit and cry and whine like little kids because you dont like a part of the game and do this over and over and over again every time you get into TS is very frustrating.


Especially when you talk about tk'ing your own arty just for "therapy" does not make you as a dad look good.As a father you are to set a good example for your kids and if this is how you set an example as a dad in a game well . . . . .


I know that statement is goign to set alot of you off - well tough.Grow up and accept that this is just a game and if you dont like the game go and play something else.Making everyone else miserable just because you are is not acceptable.


Games are for fun and for a challenge playing with arty in the game is a challenge.But it makes the game dynamics work and without them the game would break like apparently it was when the game started and arty was not in it.That is why it was put in.Is it perfect - No it I not.But they are working on it- join the sandbox if you want to see and give feedback.


But stop the benching and complaining!



I have said my piece and will step off of my soap box now!(and if you are offended by what I said here - I am sorry but I am not sorry - this is my opinion)

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#239090 Platournament Win

Posted by bergsteiger on 27 January 2017 - 10:13 AM

Nice job on first place, xperiment and Wasted!



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#246286 What's Yer Grind - Spring 2017 Edition

Posted by The_Dad on 25 May 2017 - 06:49 AM

Steps to grinding:


1. Meta calls for a certain tank so I begin grinding it...

2. hate, rage and sleeplessness are next

3. then comes some comfort... perhaps I can use this tank's strengths...

4. but then the loop of right map with wrong tank or wrong map with right tank starts...

5. elite the tier 8 and buy the tier 9... but they play differently

6. finally grind out the 10 but now credit poor from spamming with the 2 key... so off to my under-op Mod 1 to get credits

7. the day comes when I buy the 10 and have a fun 1st match

8. the next day WGing has a major patch 

9. Meta changes

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